[linux-help] Re: My Dog

[Lars von dem Ast <mrprenzl@xxxxxxxxxx>]

On Sunday 15 September 2002 02:03 am, you wrote:
> What version of flea treatment do you have?  You may have an outdated
> subscription that is not new enough to kill some of the latest fleas.=20
> Check the respective anti-flea treatment manufacturers' web sites to se=
e if
> you can download newer flea definitions.  Some may require purchasing a
> subscription...
>

Everyone forgets the New Age spiritual dimension. Fleas have a primal=20
consciousness and you just need to tap into it. Once communication is=20
established, you can ask the fleas to kindly find another dog. It's easie=
r=20
said than done, however. It takes lots of practice. And don't tell them=20
you're doing New Age on them, they really hate it. If they won't leave, t=
hen=20
develop a Gaia-centric fatalism about how we all have to live together,=20
always a good Plan B.

The wife, kids, and I went out to the McPherson State Park and tramped ar=
ound=20
on the trails. We came back covered with tiny ticks. I'm sure Mo' Nature =
was=20
angry with us and dissed us big time with the little critters. After pick=
ing=20
them off for an hour, we saw a great big owl (Great Horned Owl), so I'm s=
ure=20
it was a message from Mo' Nature that humans are just too much for her th=
ese=20
days and need to lighten up on the environment some. Since Kansas is just=
 one=20
big dirt-floored agri-factory with less wild areas than even Rhode Island=
, I=20
understand why the collective primal consciousness of a tiny little wild =
area=20
would get upset with idiot humans like us. It was sorta like Treebeard wh=
en=20
he almost killed Pip and Merry, thinking they were little Orcs.

Lb
--=20
WWSD? What Would Strider Do?
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