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From: David Carmichael <dec2955@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2002 08:22:28 -0500
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Things to ponder:

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him
a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when
someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?


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