[linux-help] Re: [Fwd: Moment In History - Off Topic]

[phrostie <pfrostie@xxxxxxxxx>]

Very OT, but good.

On Sunday 04 August 2002 17:15, you wrote:
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> Subject: Moment In History - Off Topic
> Date: Sun, 4 Aug 2002 15:57:44 -0500
> From: "Paul" <paul@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: <kclug@xxxxxxxxx>
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> A rewrite of a famous moment in movie history
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> A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
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> SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off
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> Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs
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> away . He looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight
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> DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
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> LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
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> DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"
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> LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible."
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> DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."
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> LUKE: "NO!"
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> DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass
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> droid of
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> yours ?"
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> LUKE: "Threepio?"
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> DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old."
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> LUKE: "No."
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> DARTH VADER: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no
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> hand , no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."
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> LUKE: "I worked hard on that moisture farm."
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> DARTH VADER: "What? Hauling buckets? I spent my childhood as a slave then
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> *real* Jedi training, not 'a few days in the swamp with Yoda'."
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> LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"
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> DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed
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> a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"
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> LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."
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> DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I
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> wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith..
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> waahhh wahhh!'"
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> LUKE: "Shut up."
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> DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had
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> exterminated the Jedi knights!"
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> LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"
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> DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor . 10 years old, winner of the
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> Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"
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> Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.
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> DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are,
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> but you sure ain't mine."
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> Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
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> Darth Vader looks after him.
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> DARTH VADER: "And get a haircut!"
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