[aclug-L] [Fwd: The BRIGHT side of the Y2K Problem]

["James O. Harms" <joharms@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> >Memo Subject: Y2K Problem
> >Date: January 1, 00
> >
> >Dear Valued Employee:
> >Re: Vacation Pay
> >
> >Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
> >past 100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3
> >weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional
> >week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400
> >days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect
> >payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all
> >pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
> >
> >Sincerely,
> >Automated Payroll Processing

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