[aclug-L] Re: At last, Herbal V, the all natural alternative to V----A!

[Jonathan Hall <jonhall@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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On Fri, Nov 03, 2000 at 10:11:59PM -0600, hv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
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> Herbal V: An Incredible All-Natural Healthy Alternative 
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>   Herbal V is the All Natural Approach to Male Virility,
>   Vitality and Pleasure.
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> Available N o w ! 
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> Welcome to the New Sexual Revolution.
> 
> It's the all natural male potency and pleasure pill that men 
> everywhere are buzzing about. Herbal V is safe, natural and
> specifically formulated to help support male sexual function
> and pleasure. You just take two easy-to-swallow tablets
> one hour before sex. And there's more great news - you can
> get Herbal V for less than $1 a pill.
> 
> Amazing word of mouth praise on Herbal V has been spreading 
> like wildfire-already over 1,500,000 men  have chosen
> Herbal V. Since it is 100% natural you will never have
> to worry about safety. Try doctor-recommended Herbal V
> today and have the greatest night of your life!
> 
> 
> Herbal V... Bringing Back the Magic!
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> 1,585,000 men can't be wrong. To date over 1 million men 
> have tried the super supplement Herbal V.
> Here is why: 
> 
> No Doctor Visit Required 
> Available Over the Counter 
> Not a Drug 
> 100% Natural 
> Safe, No Worries 
> Highest Quality Pharmaceutical-Grade Pure Nutriceuticals 
> Guaranteed Potency & Purity 
> 
> Be a Real Man Again!
> 
> Questions and Answers
> 
> What is Herbal V?
> 
> Herbal V is a proprietary blend that was specifically
> developed as a safe alternative for men who prefer
> an all-natural approach to address impotence and boost
> sexual performance. This amazing formula first became
> popular with Hollywood insiders and the wealthy elite.
> They were maximizing their sex lives, long before it 
> was available to the general public. 
> 
> How does Herbal V work?
> 
> Developed by a team whose goal was to create the perfect 
> all-natural aphrodisiac. Herbal V is the result of that
> remarkable effort. The Herbal V formula contains a precise
> blend of cutting edge pro-sexual nutrients from around
> the world that provide nutritional support, making it
> possible for a man to have a pleasurable sexual experience. 
> 
> What can Herbal V do for me?
> 
> Herbal V helps support male sexual function and 
> pleasure in a safe and natural manner. Simply put, 
> it can make your sex life incredible. 
> 
> Is Herbal V Safe?
> 
> One of the great things about Herbal V is that it is
> not a drug. It is an incredible herbal dietary supplement
> that provides nutritional support for male sexual function
> and pleasure. One of the most comforting features of
> Herbal V is that you never have to worry about safety. 
> 
> Herbal V: Safe - Natural - Exciting
> 
> Many have speculated that because Herbal V is so
> popular with men, it must contain prescription drugs
> or chemical components. Herbal V does not contain any 
> elements or traces of any prescription drug. Herbal V 
> is made using the world's most technologically advanced
> state-of-the-art cold processing equipment to ensure
> maximum purity. Herbal V has been independently analyzed
> by the nation's premier testing facility to ensure purity,
> quality and to end the rumors that, because it is so
> popular, it must somehow be chemical. It is not.
> Herbal V is natural - just as it says on the label.
> Herbal V is simply fantastic! 
> 
> Herbal V: Ingredients
> 
> Yohimbe, saw palmetto, avena sativa, androstenedione,
> guarana, taurine, siberian ginseng, tribulus terrestris. 
> Tribulus Terrestis is certified to enhanced testosterone
> levels by increasing Luteinzing hormone (LH) levels. 
> Androstenedione which is a precursor to testosterone
> unlocks bound testosterone and makes it biologically
> active again quickly. This means a dramatic surge in 
> desire. Avena Sativa Stimulates the neurotransmitter 
> pleasure centers to maximum capacity. This greatly
> intensifies pleasure.
> 
> Just listen to what Herbal V has done for the sex lives
> of people like you!
> 
> ?On a scale of 1 to 10, it's a 15. Electrifying. It's like 
> a wonder pill!? 
> ? Justin Q B., New Haven, Texas
> 
> ?I haven't had sexual relations in 11 years. Then with 
> Herbal V it was... wow! It works again!? 
> ? Sid R., Lakeland, Florida
> 
> ?I had sex four times in one night. It made me feel
> like a 19-year-old again.? 
> ? Chip S, Beech Mountain, North Carolina
> 
> ?Herbal V has turned my husband into a Sexual Superman! 
> I like the fact that it's all natural and has no
> side effects. It's bringing back the good old days.? 
> ? Jennifer B, Beverly Hills, California 
> 
> The above testimonials are from product literature, 
> and we have not independently verified them.
> However, the following testimonial is from a "senior"
> gentleman who has purchased his second bottle of
> Herbal V. When we heard his words with our own ears,
> we asked his permission to print them here. 
> 
>  ?Man! I'm wild as I can be! I feel like I'm 25 years old again! 
> I'm not believing this!? 
>                           ? Mr. Murphy, age 64, Lampart, IL.
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> 
> Risk Free: Double Your Money Back Guarantee
> 
> If Herbal V does not give the desired results as stated
> above, simply return the unused portion for a
> double-your money back refund. No questions asked ! 
> 
> Order Now: Safe, Fast, Secure, Private
> 
> Herbal V with its DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE is
> available only through this special promotional offer.
> Herbal V arrives in plain packaging for your privacy.
> Any and all information is kept strictly confidential.
> 
> Payment Methods
> 
> You may FAX or Postal Mail Checks, MasterCard, Visa,
> & American Express.payments. Money Orders
> are accepted only by Postal Mail. 
> 
> 
> Each bottle of Herbal V contains 30 tablets, approximately
> a 1 month supply.
> 
> 
> Step 1: Place a check by your desired quanity.
> 
> 
> ______ 1 Bottle of Herbal V  $28
> 
> 
> ______ 2 Bottles of Herbal V $48
> 
> 
> ______ 3 Bottles of Herbal V $59
> 
> 
> Please add $6 shipping and handling for any size order. 
> [ Total cost including shipping & handling, 
> 1 bottle=$34, 2 bottles=$54, 3 bottles=$65 ]
> 
> International Orders
> Please add $16 shipping and handling for any size order.
> [ Total cost including shipping & handling,
> 1 bottle=$44, 2 bottles=$64, 3 bottles=$75 ]
> We cannot accept foreign checks.
> International money orders or credit cards only.
> 
> Step 2: Place a check by your desired payment method 
> and complete fields if necessary.
> 
> 
> _____Check or CHECK-BY-FAX [details below]
> 
> 
> _____Money Order 
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> _____American Express 
> Account Number__________________ Exp____/____
> 
> _____Visa
> Account Number__________________ Exp____/____
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> _____MasterCard
> Account Number__________________ Exp____/____
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> Please make your check or money order payable to
> "Lion Sciences National".
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> 
> Step 3: Please complete and print the following fields clearly.
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> Name ___________________________________________________ 
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> Address _________________________________________________
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> City ____________________________________________________ 
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> State ___________________________________________________ 
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> Zip _____________________________________________________ 
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> E-mail __________________________________________________ 
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> Signature _________________________________________________
> [ required for check and credit card orders]
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>              Toll Free FAX Order Line: 1-800-940-6590
> If faxing in your order, please state whether you require
> a fax, email, or no confirmation at all. 
> Allow up to one day for confirmation, if requested.
> FAX orders are processed immediately.
> 
>   Or, print & mail to: LSN   
>                        3502 N. Powerline Rd. #525 
>                        Pompano Beach, FL 33069                
> 
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>         ______________________________________________________
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> *CHECK BY FAX ORDERS: Complete the check as normal. Tape
> the check in the area below. Below the check, clearly write
> the check number, all numbers at the bottom of the check,
> & your name. Tape the check below and fax the check to the
> toll free FAX number above. Void the check. Our merchant
> will electronically debit your account for the amount of 
> the check; your reference number for this transaction will
> be your check number. Nothing could be safer & easier !
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>                           TAPE CHECK BELOW
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>               _____________________________________________________________
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> This is a one time mailing: Removal is automatic and no further 
> contact is necessary. Please Note: Herbal V is not intended to
> diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. As individuals differ,
> so will results. Herbal V helps provide herbal and nutritional support
> for male sexual performance. The FDA has not evaluated these 
> statements. For details about our double your money back guarantee,
> please write to the above address, attention consumer affairs 
> department; enclose a self addressed stamped envelope for this and any 
> requested contact information.
> Thank You.
> 
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