Re: [aclug-L] Re: Windows 2000
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I like Linux. I noticed however that there are Southwestern Bell customers
in the group list. They decided to spend $11,700 to help finance efforts
in Missouri to infringe on the lawful 2nd amendment rights of the residents
I know this isn't a political forum, but we *are* based here on the rights
of people who have purchased software to be able to modify it. This is
just further evidence of our eroding freedoms. I'm happy to be able to
live in an area where I don't have to use SWBell for my phones, I certainly
won't use them for my internet service no matter where I live. $11,700 to
an anti firearm campaign is quite a bit out of the corporate budget. I
hope your rates don't go up.
At 11:15 PM 5/12/99 -0600, you wrote:
>Who here likes Linux???
>Clint A. Brubakken wrote:
>> The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for
>> planned Windows 2000:
>> 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
>> 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
>> 3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
>> 4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
>> 5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
>> 6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
>> 7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
>> 8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
>> 9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
>> 10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please
>> 11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
>> 12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
>> 13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
>> 14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
>> 15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>> 16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
>> 17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
>> 18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
>> 19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
>> 20. User Error: Replace user.
>> 21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
>> 22. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
>> 23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you
>> your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
>> 24. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles
>> been deleted. The police are on the way.
>> "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative
>in creating the Internet." --Vice President Al Gore
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